I have always wanted to go and have never been. I think it’s a total outrage that

a) I live in an area where it will take me only two and a half hours to get there, and

b) i am a fashion student that has not been to Paris.

It is purely ridiculous, so I have encouraged Michael to finally get the hint and take me. I cannot wait.

Here are some amazing pictures, and places I intend to tick of my ‘been there, done that’ checklist. And hopefully I can also get the t-shirt.

BEAutiful.

The film entitled ‘A Single Man’ is an adaptation of a novel by Christopher Isherwood from the 60′s. The story concerns George (Colin Firth), a gay man, who is left bereft after his lover passed away. After considering suicide, he starts to see the world in a new light, no doubt a cry at, laugh at and clap at film. Throughout, we get to see the brilliant Julianne Moore, who plays an English divorcee and Nicholas Hoult (About a Boy and Skins) who plays George’s cautious love interest.

Apparently, critics have been wowed by Ford’s first attempt at directing and Firths performance has made them almost certain that he will be bagging a couple of Oscar nominations.

Definitely cannot wait to see it.

Whoever said that these are the best days of your life was lying!!!!!

If you want NO social life and for your head to be replaced by your laptop then be a 3rd year student. If you want no money to buy pretty things so, in turn, look like the stereotypical student (dirty and ‘arty’). If you enjoy starving or eating bowls upon bowls of cereal (with no milk) and some mouldy lettuce that you bought to start your healthy eating plan 3 months ago then yes, become a uni kid.

I wish I knew what life was like in this ‘real’ world when I was at school. remember when dinner ready as you walked through the door, asking Mum and Dad for a couple of quid for sweets, but actually you were meeting your mates sister so she could get you that 99p bottle of cider and a packet of cigarettes. And everyone though you were amazing if you back chatted the teacher, if you do that now, everyone looks at you as though your the hugest Twat ever. Oh how I wish I took more advantage of my school days.

I WOULD MOST DEFINITELY READ THIS:

student

I will now update you on my AMAZE life (I say amaze but what I actually mean is SNOW-FILLED, DISSERTATION SHIT, FUCKING POO-TANG)

So I totally went to the New Moon party and yes…R-Patz is just as insanely hot in real life, if not, hotter!!! And he is funny which just makes me want to rape him even more, pluuuus, he plays guitar and sings which is just the hottest thing everrrr. Yes, I am a tiny bit of a stalker but hey ho.

I got to write for MSN, so yes my amazing work is FINALLY published!!! Woohoo. It was a feature about the disgusting germs lurking in our handbags and I totes rocked it.

I graduate in less than 6 months which makes me want to find the nearest cliff and take i dive off of it…I really do not want to be one of those annoying people who have an amazing degree and work at Sainsburys. I want to wave byebye to Dorothy Perkins the day I hand my last piece of work in. The homo’s. It’s sick to think I have to get a real job, no more whole days in the PJs for me anymore. Had better make the mos of that shit now.

So what else has happened to me…

Not much actually, apart from being snowed in for about 3 years and having to eat the mouldy bit of avocado that fell down the gap between the cooker and the cupboard the other day. (haha, that was a joke, that bit)

I’m getting bored myself now so I will enlighten you with some image inspiration…

This is one cool dawg.

Cuteness.

Beyonce looks hot hot hot as a gangsta, with that short fringe! Love it!!

‘Comfort and glamour do go together but not when you’re wearing what looks like something I’d dust my silver with.’ Joan Collins.

hahaha amazing.

When X Factor has finished and we’re all just about ready to fall back into reality, what else is there to do other than log onto Facebook?(that is if you’re not already logged in, giving the world a lowdown of what you thought of Simons chest-hair view), but honestly, what else is there to do?

The answer?

Absolutely nothing (Unless your slightly cooler than me and actually do stuff)

But if you’re like me and you’re just not that cool, you would have spent the entire night on Facebook. Not even doing anything whilst being on it may I add, it just sits there open on your laptop screen whilst you occasionally flick between home page and profile. It’s a sickness I swear; we are a nation of Facebook addicts.

What are we afraid of missing? The only action my homepage has seen recently was when someone realised they had the same star sign as me and figured they’d let me know. How bloody pointless – What did they want me to say? OMG, you’re a Taurus too, lets meet for drinks?! Seriously.

We even check our phones on our lunch break – just in case someone you don’t really know decided to say hi within the past 3 hours.

It’s not ‘give me your number’ anymore for hopeful singletons, it’s ‘give me your Facebook’ and the next thing you know your having a ‘poking’ match. Is he flirting with me or prodding me with his virtual finger?

We are a generation of unsociable gits – and no it does not make you sociable because you comment on everyone’s status! – we should be zipping up our party pants and painting the town red, ready to meet REAL people and have a REAL conversation!

Well unless of course, your just not that cool.

…Pass me the lappy.

Repeat after me.

My name is (appropriate name here) and I am addicted to Facebook.

“…because you are about to consume them along with this slice of humble pie, straight from the oven of shame, set at gas mark egg on your face!” As said by Moss, IT crowd.

DANI MINOGUE, ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?

CCCCRRRRIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGEEEEEEEE!!!!

She is definitely going to cringe in her louboutins when she gets home. muppetbrain.

I know this is oooold but it had to be posted. Me and the minge had to watch it about 3 times in before we could actually breathe!!!

hahahahahaha…she is blates humiliation personified.

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BAHAHAHAHA. BEAUTIFUL.

imagine if this was your mum.

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OK I’M SORRY! BUT I LOVE THEM!!!

WOOOOHHHHOOOOO. THEY HAVE GOOD STYLE, THEY’RE FUNNY, VERY CUTE, WHAT IS NOT TO LIKE?!?

I SAY WATCH THIS SPACE!

“bum vomit” as said by random facebook user.